A few days ago my mummy was taking me for my morning walk as usual. We turned the corner and I walked straight into a cat. On the whole I'm not too keen on cats but mummy has been trying to teach me to be nicer and I now have two cat friends that I don't bark at including a black and white cat which mummy says looks like Jess from Postman Pat but I don't know what that means.
Anyway, as I was saying I turned the corner and literally walked straight into the cat. Remembering what my mummy has told me I didn't bark but tried to make friends. I sniffed the cat's bottom as a sign of friendship but the cat didn't like it and hit me in the face. I was a bit surprised but mummy explained to me that cats aren't the same as dogs and don't greet each other by sniffing each others bottoms. I always knew cats were weird...
Saturday, 18 June 2011
Monday, 6 June 2011
My precious
On Friday I thought I was in for a treat because my mummy stayed home from work. We went lovely walkies in the sunshine and she made loads of fuss of me.
After lunch a strange man came to the door and I barked a lot. Mummy explained to me that the nice man had come to fix the hot water and I was quite happy because he gave me a biscuit. But I was still very excited because I hoped he'd have more biscuits. So my mummy gave me one of my special treats - she calls them 'my precious'. They really are very special and I love them very much. I don't get them very often and I look after them really well when I do. I walked round the house with my precious trying to find the best place to keep it safe but nowhere seemed right. I came back downstairs and decided that under the cushion on the couch would be a good place so I pushed it under there with my nose and kept pushing it in over and over again to make sure it was properly safe. Mummy said I looked really funny because it looked like I was trying to bury my precious. After I'd made sure my precious was safe I lay in front of it to make sure no-one took it away. Mummy said I had my grumpy face on...
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After lunch a strange man came to the door and I barked a lot. Mummy explained to me that the nice man had come to fix the hot water and I was quite happy because he gave me a biscuit. But I was still very excited because I hoped he'd have more biscuits. So my mummy gave me one of my special treats - she calls them 'my precious'. They really are very special and I love them very much. I don't get them very often and I look after them really well when I do. I walked round the house with my precious trying to find the best place to keep it safe but nowhere seemed right. I came back downstairs and decided that under the cushion on the couch would be a good place so I pushed it under there with my nose and kept pushing it in over and over again to make sure it was properly safe. Mummy said I looked really funny because it looked like I was trying to bury my precious. After I'd made sure my precious was safe I lay in front of it to make sure no-one took it away. Mummy said I had my grumpy face on...
Saturday, 4 June 2011
Hello!
Hello everyone. My name is Bruiser and this is my first blog post and I'm a little nervous.
I have been reading my friend David's blog and I'm not sure my adventures will match his but I will try my best.
Last weekend my mummy asked me if I would like to go walkies. Love my mummy but this was a very silly question! Mummy said we were going car tats and I got all excited and barked for my lead. Mummy put my lead on, we went to her car and I jumped up onto my blankie on the back seat. Then she took me to a car boot sale... I'm not keen on car boots sales, they are too crowded, but play along because mummy seems to like them.
After the car boot sale we got back in the car and mummy said we were going to the beach. This wasn't quite true. Mummy drove to our usual spot on near the racecourse in Yarmouth and parked the car at the top of the slope. Mummy let me off my lead and I ran really fast towards the dunes and scared some birds. Instead of going straight to the beach like she promised mummy said we had to go a little bit further before we got to the beach because there were some birds nesting. But I've only got little legs and it was really warm and I got really tired. Mummy did stop to give me a drink a couple of times but I was too tired to drink and couldn't go any further. Mummy turned round and saw that I wasn't walking any further and asked me if I had car face and asked me where I wanted to go. I can't speak human but I know my mummy is quite clever and will follow me wherever I go. So I turned round and started walking back to where the car is. We hadn't taken a straight path but I am also quite clever and knew where mummy had parked! Mummy said that she would just follow me and I took us straight back to the car. Mummy told me I was a very clever and a good boy although I was a little sad and she said that we would have icecream if we'd walked further... But it's ok because mummy gave my jerky when we got home! I love my mummy x
I have been reading my friend David's blog and I'm not sure my adventures will match his but I will try my best.
Last weekend my mummy asked me if I would like to go walkies. Love my mummy but this was a very silly question! Mummy said we were going car tats and I got all excited and barked for my lead. Mummy put my lead on, we went to her car and I jumped up onto my blankie on the back seat. Then she took me to a car boot sale... I'm not keen on car boots sales, they are too crowded, but play along because mummy seems to like them.
After the car boot sale we got back in the car and mummy said we were going to the beach. This wasn't quite true. Mummy drove to our usual spot on near the racecourse in Yarmouth and parked the car at the top of the slope. Mummy let me off my lead and I ran really fast towards the dunes and scared some birds. Instead of going straight to the beach like she promised mummy said we had to go a little bit further before we got to the beach because there were some birds nesting. But I've only got little legs and it was really warm and I got really tired. Mummy did stop to give me a drink a couple of times but I was too tired to drink and couldn't go any further. Mummy turned round and saw that I wasn't walking any further and asked me if I had car face and asked me where I wanted to go. I can't speak human but I know my mummy is quite clever and will follow me wherever I go. So I turned round and started walking back to where the car is. We hadn't taken a straight path but I am also quite clever and knew where mummy had parked! Mummy said that she would just follow me and I took us straight back to the car. Mummy told me I was a very clever and a good boy although I was a little sad and she said that we would have icecream if we'd walked further... But it's ok because mummy gave my jerky when we got home! I love my mummy x
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